The Toilet-The Happiness Room!
My door is always closed but open for you all. I will welcome everyone with all my joyful heart. You can always make your visit at your nature call. You can feel free to breathe your lungs out with fart. I often serve you at the lowest pay for your highest job. I see no rich or poor but offer my service at same rate. I always maintain your privacy behind the closed knob. I always care your waste well as you did just after you ate. You visit me with your sick face but you return with smile. You walk confidently to your place with your relaxed mind. I want you to be at your best health to walk strong extra mile. These vital services I deliver to you all is never your hard find. I do offer extra services to you beside preserving your feces. For some I offer my room as their own hot chimney tower. For some my safe space provide the briefest romance places. I surrender you my secure space as it is under your full power. Yet I get the least gratitude from the same patient I treate...